zephiraz asked: So which of those Matts do you think stuck a mic or surveillance chip to their Boss for the Gossip Network, and how much trouble would they be in when they get caught? (Or depending on the boss, they'd just spend the rest of the day having noisy sloppy makeouts or farting into the mic when they found it)
I’m pretty sure the best choice as a gossip source would be Eris, because she gets around like whoa.
And I bet once she discovers the bug, she’ll summon an unspeakable creature, stick it to it and send it back to its maddening dimension.
And her Matt, after a week of terror and nightmares, will never ever try again.
(The other Matts had also asked Yuri’s Matt, because everyone seems to looove Yuri… but he said he’d rather get sucked out an airlock then risk Yuri finding out.)
LOL, I love how everyone ascribes these crazy uber powers to Eris—best she can do right now is open a pocket dimension the size of a breadbox to hide a bottle of Tequila.
had an idea though for some kind of Borderlands Vault Hunter AU where she’s a siren and can open a rift fulla tentacles like the thresher enemies.
although the idea of Eris being able to summon an unspeakable horror and dress it up with a pimp hat and ride it around town like a pony is THE BEST ART IDEA EVER