While trailers for the Michael Bay produced TMNT film look promising, all is not well. A source close to the production claims a sequence in the film where April sees Donatello’s ‘balls’ is not likely to be cut. The source described the scene below.
REMEMBER THIS IS THE SAME DIRECTOR THAT MADE A GIANT ROBOT SCROTUM JOKE
I FUCKING BELIEVE IT AND WEEP FOR HUMANITY
i wanna start selling these octopi, but dont wanna start a store of no one will buy them, so here’s my sales pitch
they come in cool ass colors, so you can wear them as hats or something
the tentacles come with a bottom pattern thats super funky fresh yo
LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
while I want to keep Eris’ character more on the comedy side of things, befitting the Saints, I had an idea that took her from DRINKFUCKBLOWSHITUP to true cosmic horrorspawn.
UNDER THE CUT AHOY!
Imagine someone jerking off perfectly to the tune of Darude - Sandstorm
gonna need a man to go faster than 135bpm