why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’
and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit
ofmanynames said: Once you receive this you have to state 6 random facts about yourself. Then send it to 5 of your favourite followers :)
-I was in a scooter accident where I slammed into the back of a stopped car, tumbled off onto the pavement, sat up, and the first thing out of my mouth was “THAT WAS AWESOME!” then I realized I was bleeding. a lot.
-I’ve eaten chocolate-covered crickets. crunchiest damn thing I’ve ever eaten.
-apparently my first reaction to being spanked/whipped/etc on my ass is to laugh. a lot.
-I’ve memorized a few poems and can recite them at the drop of a hat, same goes with dozens of song lyrics.
-my current favorite book is Emily Morgenstern’s “The Night Circus” and would love nothing more than to find a way to throw an extravagant Cirque Des Reves-themed party sometime in the future.
person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view
me : im a right handed mediocre artist
do not, i repeat, do not
think about your favorite character’s face when they orgasm, especially after an agonizingly slow build of teasing and foreplay that lasts for hours
don’t imagine the relief in their eyes right before they close them
I don’t care that you got into drugs for three months straight, or how much sleep you lost in that period. I don’t care that you went home and fucked that person and woke up at 6am hating everything about yourself, or that you smoked so much you sounded as though your lungs were giving out.
You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.
You’re just human, and being human means you need to survive and you do so whichever way you deem fit, fuck everyone else.