March 2012
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Dallas Clayton: CUPCAKESOn Saturday,I passed a... →
dallasclayton:
CUPCAKES On Saturday, I passed a small girl who’d set up a stand in her yard selling cupcakes she’d made. Chocolate and vanilla with tiny rainbow sprinkles. Seventy-five cents apiece. I stopped at the bank and returned with a handful of bills and bought her entire stock at…
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bluhhhh.
sore.
sore all over.
aside from that, anyone wanna hear about SPARKLETITS’ LONG-OVERDUE RETURN TO DERBY ADVENTURE?
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BACK.
PANTSLESS AGAIN.
I’M SWEATY AND I SMELL LIKE DEATH.
MY ASS HURTS.
GOD I MISSED THIS.
PANTSLESS.
LISTENING TO BANGARANG ON LOOP.
PUTTING ON MY KNEEPADS.
DEATH BLOSSOM BEGINS HER RISE TONIGHT.
February 2012
96 posts
Byn there, done that: HONESTY HOUR OH BOY →
lithefider:
drillbot:
1. had sex? 2. bought condoms? 3. gotten pregnant? 4. failed a class? 5. kissed a boy? 6. kissed a girl? 7. used a little paper bag for lunch? 8. had a job? 9. slipped on ice? 10. missed the school bus? 11. left the house without my…
JOINING THE HERD
Okay, chickadees. Here's the deal.
tooraloora:
This is Taylor
Cutie patootie, right?
Now, Taylor is a very dear friend of mine. (Pictured; us dear-friending it up like the sassy bitches we are.)
Taylor is awesome. I could write a novel about how awesome she is, but that’s a post for another time, because right now, things aren’t so awesome for Taylor.
I am putting the rest of this under the cut because of length, but...
hey...
are we still randomly posting “fuck yeah PoC cosplayers?” because I just realized I’ve had this lady on my “inspiration:fashion” picture file for YEARS and never gave a fuck about her skin color—just how freakin’ awesome she looks.
QUICK EVERYONE REBLOG THIS WITH A BOOK SUGGESTION
djavjr:
caw-cawmotherfuckers:
lifeinthelooking-glass:
sassy-gay-watson:
lets-startwiththeridingcrop:
sassygayshockblanket:
sketchlock:
sabrea:
indie-jones:
loup-garoux:
crowleylaughingalonewithplants:
cynicalwitch:
gryffmeister:
Leviathan by Scott Westerfeld.
Franz Kafka’s Metamorphosis.
Alice in wonderland and Through the looking glass
Also,...
hello lazy
>decide to get food
>put on hoodie in preparation for going outside
>check internet for an email
>realize I’m getting warm and look up to find twenty minutes have passed
>go back to internet
thebyn asked: FIRE
limegl0wstix asked: taquito
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IDEA!
GIMME A WORD. ANY WORD. IN MY ASKBOX. AND I SHALL MAKE A KEITH STORY ABOUT IT.
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PROGRESS.
following Thursday’s freakout and the text conversations with friends, I’ve decided to pop my skates back on and see what happens. I hit my local slab-o-concrete they call a “skate park” and discovered a few things:
-muscle memory is awesome. crossovers, backward skating, t-stops, plow stops, LIKE A BAWSS. I even did my old twirly-backward stops without thinking.
-muscle...
Go on Anonymous and tell me one thing you've been...
djavjr:
chotpot:
thetexaschainsawmanicure:
thiasthedark:
BRING IT ON BITCHES
y’all best do it
don’t disappoint me
do it
ya’ll won’t do it
AND IN COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS →
every now and again I wished I could fart on command so I could toot in troublesome customers’ fabric bags before handing it over to them at the register.
AND IN COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS →
HAHAHAHAHA AUGH
WOW THIS MORNING SUCKED.
nothing to do with customers, or work or my life in general. in fact, everything’s been pretty peachy keen until sometime around 10 I got this little thought at the register. I can’t even remember what it was, aside from maybe a brief thought of “damn I’m fat” but it sent me spiraling into this heretofore unexperienced utter PANIC ATTACK of...
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE PANTS SONG
i have a running joke with my buddies that singing the pants song (like the spam song, but with “pants” and nothing but “Pants” as the lyrics) will give you triumph in anything you attempt.
PLAYIN’ THROUGH POKEMON BLACK LIKE A BOSS WHEN RESHIRAM ROLLS UP!
one-hit whittle his HP to like, 3, with my awesome krookodile, throw ONE dusk ball AND SING THE PANTS SONG AT...
TIME TO GET OFF MY LAUNDRY AND DO SOME ASS.
…
wait.
Purple Hairnets?!: so we're either gonna be moving... →
tentacrab:
i was just told that our rent is gonna get pushed up to $800/mo. it’s currently $600/mo. we have $400 in the bank and dad’s mom won’t lend us any more money this month.
the reasoning behind the rent upping is because they’re gonna redo all the appliances and shit in all the…
SIGNAL BOOST
STOLEN FROM LUCY-FLAWLESS FOR KICKS AND/OR...
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DUBSTEP BURLESQUE
DUBSTEP BURLESQUE
AND FINALLY~
on this very merry Butt Day/Single’s Awareness Day/Cupid Hunting Season Opening Day/Half-price Chocolate Day Eve, I’d like to take a moment and list off all the shit I love and cherish so damn deeply.
-swearing. fuck yeah.
-alcohol. fuck yeah again.
-the internet. wasting time at the speed of light.
-cupcakes. both the baked goods and the fanfic about a cannibalistic serial killer...
