May 2012
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bungleshorts:
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tltty:
I changed my friend’s email signature to “I CANNOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!” in size 72 font and she doesn’t know how to change it back & she’s been emailing teachers omfg i love me
I WANT TO HUG A FURSUITED FURRY.
BECAUSE I HATE THEM.
AND WANT TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT THEY AREN’;T ALL MASCOT-SUIT-WEARING PERVERTS.
JUST MY LUCK THE ONE THAT I CHOOSE TO HUG WILL END UP TRYING TO DRY-HUMP ME.
publicrabbit:
heartsnbruises:
publicrabbit replied to your post: WELL THEN.
so jealous
BE YE ENVIOUS OF THE MEDIOCRE COOKING SUCCESS OR THE BOOZING?
I am not allowed to drink. And with my issues well… enjoying my evenings never really happens any more. Hooray for constant stress!
FUCK. THAT SUCKS. I SHALL REFRAIN FROM FLAUNTING MY TEMULENCY FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING IN CONSIDERATION OF...
publicrabbit replied to your post: WELL THEN.
so jealous
BE YE ENVIOUS OF THE MEDIOCRE COOKING SUCCESS OR THE BOOZING?
WELL THEN.
MILDLY DRUNK ATTEMPT AT COOKING TURNED OUT MILDLY OKAY. PASTA WITH CHICKEN AND SOME FROZEN VEGGIES I FOUND ALONGDE THE CHICKN IN THE FREEZER. NOT BAD.
NOW ITURN THE REST OF THE EVENING OVER TO VODKA AND CAPSLOCK.
well then....MY DRUNK KITCHEN AHOY
thatspacecadet replied to your post: cosmictuesdays replied to your post: wellp. What’s…
Depending on how hungry you are, you could give the chicken a quick thaw in the microwave, boil up the noodles and see what seasonings they have in the cabinets. I would make garlic parmesan chicken during my internship all the time.
highway131 replied to your post: cosmictuesdays replied to your...
cosmictuesdays replied to your post: wellp.
What’s available in the pantry? Maybe we can come up with something you can cook in 15 minutes, counting prep time.
a whole shit-ton of tea, dry pasta, pickles, brussels sprouts, tortilla chips, a granola bar, frozen chicken, and a gingerbread house kit of dubious age.
wellp.
Seamless ain’t in AZ, no chinese food places do internet orders, and as far as I can tell, JJ’s seems to be AWOL for memorial day.
KITCHEN SCROUNGING AHOY.
but thanks for your suggestions. :)
Weh.
I’m housesitting, I have no transportation and no phone, and I’m sick of pizza.
does anyone know of any other place that can take delivery orders via internet?
It’s good to know that whatever happens they can’t...
HOUSESITTING:
GET PAID TO FART IN OTHER PEOPLES’ HOMES.
:3: The worst fandom. →
catbountry:
bronycurious:
riningear:
Ok, guys. I’m sorry, but I really have to get this off my chest.
I think I’ve realized what the worst fandom is.
These people in my class every morning, complaining about what happened last night in this and that.
Grown men get into fights about it, and children/teens hate each other because of it. They all turn completely elitist about their...
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
actually in my case, it’d be “MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY” directed at the other occupants of the concourse.
AND THUS, MAN DERBY WAS BORN.
me: i have a bruise
me: i'm going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee
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NOW GUESS WHO'S BACK WITH A BRAND NEW TRACK
GOT ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB GOIN’ MAAAAD~
well, after sleeping for a day and a half, eating my weight in Beef Jerky and finally getting the last of the sand out of my various crevices, I may begin to tell you the tale of MY SUPER AWESOME RENEGADE ROLLERDERBY TRIP TO SAN DIEGO!
FIRST OFF: WE WON OUR GAME! 42 to 30! we had 13 girls on out bench (meaning everyone was nearly running one in, one...